-> "Got Re-Tooled Again"
Original Song Title:
"Won't Get Fooled Again" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Got Re-Tooled Again"
As I'm driving down the street
See oil spilling out in sheets
And my tailpipe made a smokescreen, vision's gone
My mechanic just went on
A list of problems way too long
My only car and no money, my sad song
His asked of me for a full reconstruction
Said not now, cause of pay reduction
Wheels still spin and it gets me around
Just fix the problems today
Runs like yesterday
Then I'll take it back home and pray
It's not re-tooled again!
New day, I drove along
My luck had come undone
My car liberated from the floor, no more
My shoes scraping street, make flames
Like history, stone aged
Like a Flintstone, feet just pushed my car til scored
I took it back hoped for some restitution
Mechanic said it needs new solutions
Won't you learn needs full fix all around
Just weld my floorboard to stay
No cash I did convey
As I drove it seems so cliché
Car got re-tooled again!
I took myself and some friends for a ride
It so happened we returned back alive
I guess no more problems I smile, shift to high
You know that spells trouble disguised, gonna die
I'm racing down the street
Car's looking different to me
Now my bumpers just detached, flew right by
And my tire on the left,
Is now passing on the right
I crashed into a tree, stayed there overnight
Woke up in a medical institution
Said give thanks organ contributions
My body parts look changed all around
Doc said this is not my day
Transplants special way
Now as I walk on hooves, I say
I got re-tooled again!
Got re-tooled again!
Ran a race course
Hooves never lost....
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