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Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"The Polar Express"

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The Lyrics

from the rock opera 'Holidasia'.
Do you still care? Do you still care?

At 10:15
While it was snowing
Egnine came rolling
While I was sleeping
First I was reluctant
I could not risk it
Porter was asking
To punch my ticket

So I stepped aboard
In my PJs and slippers
But I felt a warm glow
While all the waiters
In fine presentation
Served all the riders
Candy and cocoa

Upsides, downsides--There is one goal
We stride snow slides--To the North Pole
Starlight, starbright--Close to Christmas
They call this train the Po-lar Express!

Nothing to pay on this train!

So we got in the city
Lights were twinkling
It all looked so pretty
Elves were chanting
Then Santa picked me
For first gifting
Choice wasn't poor
His sleigh ring-ding!

The bell rang
With a shimmering rhythm
Hole in my pajamas
Made that bell go loose
All said and done
It's just me now hearing
Sweet Christmas magic
Almost like all those Whos!

Starlight, starbright--We hit the goal
Down sides, snowslides--Made it back home
Inside besides--It's Happy Christmas
They called the train the Polar Express!

I saw the sleigh from the train!

And do you care? Yes, you should care.
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. It's a Santa Claus's a Santa Claus front, ride the sleigh on...!

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Matthias - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
This works better than "Christmas Eve" anyways. Like I said before I would like to join in, but I still have that Epic 40 to tackle. Almost done though, only 6 more songs to go.
LittleCup0Cocoa - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord AgreeAble, I adore this book, the artwork is a true delight! I read it to my niece & previously to my nephew on ChristmasEve.

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