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Song Parodies -> "Helpless Prancer"

Original Song Title:

"Helpless Dancer"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Helpless Prancer"

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The Lyrics

Old fat man is claiming to be the boss
He hired us at budget cost
'Cause we can tolerate the cold
But for this our lives were sold
Hauling it out for little brats
The toys of dolls and trucks and bats
And all amongst other reindeer
Confused with Dancer, it's not quite clear
We pull that sleigh over earth space
While snow and wind just slap our face
And fat guy rarely shares the snacks
And whips that whip across our backs
Then you see how Rudolph cried
And whined his way onto the ride
And passing over urban streets
Occasional gunfire we meet
And hearing these bells jingle clang
Gets my blood pressure higher, dang!
I can complain only so long
'Til this reindeer will end this song

I'll stop prancing!

[I don't mind, running toys all over the world...
That's fine, long as Clarice is still my girl...
I'm the reindeer with a red-nose, why?...]

[Where' s my tree? Is it comin'?...]
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Talking 'bout the Xmas nnnnnation...

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alvin - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
love the quirky, those guys need to get a union going or something
XmasDOE - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Agree, this is verrrry cute & Santa would approve heartily!
Stan Hall - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Agri, working your way thru' the entire Who canon, are you?
Reindeer-wise, I personally prefer Olive-The-Other. Oh, and just curious -- that overflown urban are whence up-came the ack-ack ... would happen to have bden Anchorage, by any cahnce? I hear that's dangerous territory for antlered folk. :-)
Below Average Dave - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Is there a project or something I don't know about that you are Whooing . . ? 5s:)
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment

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