You’ll get zapped while shaking hands
And your gas tank’s full of sand
You’ll go mental if you make it till next dawn

I grabbed a piece of garlic gum
And that flag outside’s my thong
If I survive then you know that I am strong

I’ll take a nap, and find my hand in warm water
On my sunburn I get hit with a flyswatter
Hopefully my luck will turn around
Pick up my guitar to play
But it’s full of toothpaste
So I smash it to the ground and say
“It’s April Fools Again!”

I poured a cup of Rum
Instead I drank hot sauce
They were relocated in the bottles they’re put
And although they don’t look the same
I just didn’t use my brain
Now my tongue’s fried and I chugged a gallon of milk

You shaved my cat, and my eyebrows I’m bitchin’
Shoved a cow right inside of my kitchen
Giggle and grin like you are a big clown
So I grab my pepper spray
Out pops rubber snakes
So why am I in such dismay?
It’s April Fools Again!

(Ha! Ha!)

I’m sick of the jokes and the pranks from this guy
So I think I’ll go and give it a try
I’ll get a rocket launcher and blast his car sky high
And then I’ll set fire to his tie (What a sight!)

(Guitar solo as more chaos breaks out)

HA!!!

Well, This day is kinda neat
When the one getting pranked ain’t me
Added poison when you baked your apple pies
While the cops would call it theft
When I hi-jacked your bike
But I only did it to pop your tires with spikes

The police found me and now I’m stuck in prison
For theft, murder, and some cases of arson
I’ll never prank again, it’s illegal I found
I guess the cops can’t take a joke
Check the calendar you Dopes
I’m in the Big House getting poked
On April Fool’s Again!

April Fool’s Again!

Ha! Ha!

Stick with the old pranks
Don’t try the new pranks