-> "Goin' Nubile"
Original Song Title:
"Goin' Mobile"
Parody Song Title:
"Goin' Nubile"
The Lyrics
I'm home alone
And when I'm home alone
I go nubile
When my wife's out
I give a victory shout
And go nubile
I can surf on My Teen Space
And find a pre-pube face
Goin' nubile
I write I'm 15 just like you
And I'm into Green Day too
Goin nubile
Keep me surfin'
Deep in the woods
Or out in the city
It makes no difference
Where I have the girls meet me
When I get them alone
I can play with their ti--ies
When I'm nubile
pre-boob!
squeeze squeeze!
I'll play her Fun Boy 3
As I spike her toast and tea
Goin' nubile
We'll embrace in bed
And if she screams, she'll wake up dead
When I'm nubile
So keep me lurkin'
Said, keep me smirkin, man
Yah, I go for under 16
Keep me stalkin'
Get my gerkin workin'
Come on schoolgirl, keep caressin'
You're going noplace
Let me touch you now
'Coz my moves'll keep you guessin'
Don't care 'bout your institutions
I'm a porn conditioned kid freak
Her skin's my solution
Ouch!
The police and her daddy just hit me!
I didn't know she was
Nubile, nubile,nubile!
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