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Song Parodies -> "My Baby Loves Muffins"
Original Song Title:
"My Baby Loves Lovin'"
Original Performer:
The White Plains
Parody Song Title:
"My Baby Loves Muffins"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
The last of a four-part parody tribute to Les Fradkin, a living legend responsible for a lot of wonderful feel-good pop music.
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
I was lonely once, met a sweet, slim girl
But she had a jones for cholesterol
And those donuts she would just put away
Then she'd eat some more--like ten a day
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
She drinks Pepsi One, cause she thinks it's right
Then she downs three whoppers--with fries--each night
When I say "slow down" she says "go away"
Then eats fried Twinkies, so I pray
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She'll eat a whole side of beef
No food in the fridge except for a forgotten onion ring
No food in the fridge, my baby, she has eaten everything
I'm telling you people
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
Sees a hot cross bun, and it tastes so good
Will she have five more of them? She thinks she should
All her monster meals add to what she weighs
When she's done she starts on Frito-Lays
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
(repeat and fade...)
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
I was lonely once, met a sweet, slim girl
But she had a jones for cholesterol
And those donuts she would just put away
Then she'd eat some more--like ten a day
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
She drinks Pepsi One, cause she thinks it's right
Then she downs three whoppers--with fries--each night
When I say "slow down" she says "go away"
Then eats fried Twinkies, so I pray
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She'll eat a whole side of beef
No food in the fridge except for a forgotten onion ring
No food in the fridge, my baby, she has eaten everything
I'm telling you people
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
Sees a hot cross bun, and it tastes so good
Will she have five more of them? She thinks she should
All her monster meals add to what she weighs
When she's done she starts on Frito-Lays
My baby loves muffins
My baby loves muffins
She eats 'em all day
Now she can't fit through doorways
(repeat and fade...)
Parody by Mason "who the heck is Les Fradkin, you ask?" Resnick (The other Les Fradkin songs parodied here are: Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes, Beach Baby, and Smile a Little Smile For Me (Rosemary).
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nothin' says lovin' like muffins when you're stuffin'
Just ran across this - loved the "forgotten onion ring"
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