Filing cases sometimes impend you must defend.
Filing aces cover bases before those evil jerk's trials begin.
Smiling faces, filing cases combines,
Some lies with the truth, uh.
Smiling faces, filing cases,
They're sly and so aloof.

A lawyer never lies,
If he just implies, ahem!
A witness hostile is just,
A clown they turn upside down,
And then they will jail you.
Smiling faces, filing cases combines,
Some lies with the truth, uh.
Smiling faces, filing cases,
They're sly and so aloof.
Beware, prepare for the stand take,
You're ass they'll bake.
Jeopardy (jeopardy)
Perjury (perjury)
Jury.

A cell view, you will be in confining spaces,
Spraying maces, for times when they raise the roof.
Smiling faces, trying cases,
They're sly; they'll pull a spoof.

Smiling faces, filing cases combines,
Some lies with the truth, uh.
Smiling faces, filing cases,
They're sly and so aloof.

(Smiling faces, filing cases bum times)
(Smiling faces, filing cases bum times)

Their jailin' you, beware, prepare for the stand take,
You're ass they'll bake.
Pissin' a plea now, take care,
Prepare for a stab in the back,
Your at-torn-ey's a quack.
Smiling faces, filing cases combines,
Some lies with the truth.
Smiling faces, filing cases,
They're sly and so aloof.

Some perjury can sound the alarm,
And your lawyer is a rotten bum.
Don't let the stand shake when they overrule ya,
When they entice they really try and fool ya.