Song Parodies -> "Abscess Is Causing Me Pain"

Original Song Title:

"When Will I See You Again"

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Original Performer:

The Three Degrees

Parody Song Title:

"Abscess Is Causing Me Pain"

Parody Written by:

Andy Roper

The Lyrics

Oo-ooh a-ah a-ah oo-ooh
Seek out dentists
Abscess is giving me pain
Abscess it hurts and it torments
Drill the gum and tooth, so tender
Fill it with some stuff-a
When drained of pus and goo

Abscess is hurting my brain
Obsessed my mind's reached it's tether
Gum oozing blood, more gauze wads
Sitting, tightly gripping
Boring Swiss steel bends!
Shove pill, I need Novocaine!
(x3)

Ooh-oo-a ooh-oo
Anxious moments
X-raying bust bi-cuspids
Gingiva impacting
Core ripped into shreds
Abscess was causing me pain
From food, now have to abstain
Cancel call to Jenny Craig
(fade)

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Peregrin - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment

This was much more painful than the original Andy! 5's ;-)

Billy Florio - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Amazing job! But Pippin, more PAINFUL? Surely you jest?

Peregrin - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah, young Billy! Makes a difference when you grew up with it!

Andy Roper - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for your votes and comments Peregrin and Billy. Much appreciated! :-) And yes Peregrin, abscess' are MIGHTY painful! LOL!

martha - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

gruesome story ... very funnt 5s

S.T.G. - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny song........ Painful as Pippin would say, but funny. Keep 'em up, and I'll keep voting.

Agrimorfee - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Caught this per your Message Board solicitation. DKTOS (around here, that means, Don't Know The Original Song), ao I won't vote on it, but it reads well--are you training to be a dental hygienist? :) Keep it up!

Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmmm...if I recall last time it was a toe - now it's a tooth - sounds like a real foot in mouth problem! ;-D Good job!

Andy Roper - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks martha and S.T.G. No, Agrimorfee, I don't have any plans to become dental hygienist.....too squeamish! Thanks too, Meriadoc! LOL! Hey....good memory! ;-)

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