(long instrumental intro)

It was the 12th of December.
That day I'll always remember.
'Cause that was the day... that democracy died.
Supreme Court took no chance - installed him.
Never heard nothin' but bad things about him.
Dubya's determined to keep... the lid on the truth.

{Spoken:} 'Cause Dubya's a figurehead; his Dad's son...

(Chorus:)
Dubya has a stolen throne.
So dumb, he couldn't tell Paris from Rome.
And when he tried,
All we heard was just a drone.
Dubya has a stolen throne.
So dumb, he couldn't tell Paris from Rome.
And when he tried,
All we heard was just a drone.

(long instrumental break)

Hey, Dubya, is it true what they say,
That you never truly worked a day in your life?
And Dubya, some bad talk goin' around the world,
Sayin' you're relyin' on Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice,
For their advice.
Hear talk from Dubya, wantin' Alaska drilling.
Talking for Big Oil and Coal,
And all the time shilling.
Put us in debt, with tax cuts that we cannot afford.

{Spoken:} 'Cause Dubya's a figurehead; his Dad's son...

Dubya has a stolen throne.
So dumb, he couldn't tell Paris from Rome.
And when he tried,
All we heard was just a drone.
Dubya has a stolen throne.
So dumb, he couldn't tell Paris from Rome.
And when he tried,
All we heard was just a drone.

(long instrumental break)

Hey, Dubya, I heard you partied and got a bunch of low grades.

Tell me, is that why, Dubya, you're such a foolish knave?
Folks say Dubya would beg, borrow, or steal to have his will.

Folks say Dubya wasn't much on thinkin.'
Spent much of his life snortin' powder and drinking.
Dubya's determined to keep... the lid on the truth.

{Spoken:} 'Cause Dubya's a figurehead; his Dad's son...

Dubya has a stolen throne.
So dumb, he couldn't tell Paris from Rome.
And when he tried,
All we heard was just a drone.
Dubya has a stolen throne.
So dumb, he couldn't tell Paris from Rome.
And when he tried,
All we heard was just a drone.

(repeat chorus and fade)