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Song Parodies -> "Harris Walz"

Original Song Title:

"Ballroom Blitz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Sweet

Parody Song Title:

"Harris Walz"

Parody Written by:

Julie Nesheim

The Lyrics

Harris/Walz parody to “Ballroom Blitz”
Are you ready, Doug? (Uh-huh)
Kamala? (Yeah)
Tim? (Okay)
Alright fellas, let's go!
Oh, it's been getting so hard
Living with the things Donald Trump Tweets, ah-ah
His posts are getting so strange
He brags and lies to everyone he meets
Oh, I see Tim at the back, as a matter of fact
His eyes are sharp and he’s fun
And Kamala in the corner, lets no one destroy her
Cause we think she’s the talented one
Oh, yeah! It was inviting
Everyone was delighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a Harris/Walz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Harris/Walz
Harris/Walz/Harris/Walz
Harris/Walz/Harris/Walz
I'm reaching out for something
You’re voting for I’m not sure who
Oh, I softly call you over
I’m hoping that you’ll tell Donald you’re through, ah-ha
Now Tim in the back doesn’t take any flack
As he argues and he’s not shy
And Kamala in the corner is everyone’s reformer
She could beat Trump with a wink of her eye
Oh, yeah! It was electric
So frantically hectic
And the band started leaving
'Cause they started believing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a Harris/Walz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Harris/Walz
Harris/Walz
Oh, yeah! It was inviting
Everyone was delighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a Harris/Walz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a Harris/Walz
Harris/Walz, Harris/Walz
Harris/Walz, Harris/Walz
It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz
It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz
It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz
Yeah, it’s a Harris/Walz

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Zen Adam B. - September 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Waltzing to victory against Laura Loomer's boy toy trump.
CML - September 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Both your submission are very good. You have talent ... Best practice would be to provide a space between the stanzas
Peter Andersson - September 15, 2024 - Report this comment
I like the title swap, and apart from a little too much of the original song kept also the general execution. But of course it could have been milked for even more song and dance from the other angle, like this:

And with Joe in the corna
Just like we have forewarn'ya
Now the ticket dance's a Harris Wal(t)z

Big thanks to everyone here who over the years has tought me that written English can be manhandled like that. :-)
Julie Nesheim - September 15, 2024 - Report this comment
Thank you Peter for your input

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