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Song Parodies -> "Cry Like the Cowboys (Karma Hits The Dallas Cowboys)"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Like an Eagle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Cry Like the Cowboys (Karma Hits The Dallas Cowboys)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Kinda ironic considering what happened in the Lions game, karma is a bitch ain't it?
Cowboys fans whinin', whinin', whinin'
Because they're losers
Cowboys fans whinin', whinin', whinin'
Because they're losers

The fans will whine like the Cowboys
What a sight
Whine like the Cowboys
I'm having a lovely night
The fans will whine like the Cowboys
They can't fight
Let's not ease their constipation

Tony Romo
Who just kept on getting beat
What a homo
He lacked some big game feats
Loser Romo
They're beating his meat
Whoa, whoa, the game's conclusion

The fans will cry like the Cowboys
Cried all night
Cry like the Cowboys
They're crying with all their might
The fans will cry like the Cowboys
They're all hype
Now they want some explanation

Cowboys fans cryin', cryin', cryin'
Because they're losers
Cowboys fans cryin', cryin', cryin'
Because they're losers
Cowboys fans cryin', cryin', cryin'
Because they're losers
Cowboys fans cryin', cryin', cryin'
Because they're losers

The fans will whine like the Cowboys
What a sight
Whine like the Cowboys
I'm having a lovely night
The fans will whine like the Cowboys
They can't fight
Let's not ease their constipation

Cowboys fans whinin', whinin', whinin'
Because they're losers
Cowboys fans whinin', whinin', whinin'
Because they're losers
Had the Super Bowl comes down to the Cowboys and the Patriots, I would want the Patriots to win. Glad I won't have the option of doing that (though there's a chance the Pats might win this one unfortunately...)

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Jonathan - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
agree with your sentiments about karma :) I also believe that's what led to the Broncos' loss (never shoulda screwed Tebow over guys...) 5's
Max Power - January 17, 2015 - Report this comment
To be fair, Tebow sucked.

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