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Song Parodies -> "Orange Tan Man"
Original Song Title:
"Rubberband Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Spinners
Parody Song Title:
"Orange Tan Man"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
Dear Republicans: Congratulations....you've turned our Democracy into a reality TV show. The whole world is tuned in and is laughing their heads off (when they're not shaking their heads in disgust) Trump promised you all kinds of crap and you fell for it. Look at his cabinet: CEOs, bankers, billionaires, war-monger generals........To paraphrase Sarah Palin, "How's all that Drainy Swampy stuff working out for ya'?"
Pass the buck and pass the blame
Don't care 'bout the facts
Trump and Romney, both the same
Don't pay no income tax
You can see that what he said
was all just bogus pomp
Bankers, Exxon CEO's,
He ain't gonna' drain the swamp
Hang on, prepare yourselves
For the Orange Tan man
We've never had a clown
Like the Orange Tan man
We'll watch him lose control
When the Twit-ter-in' starts again
Oh, Lord, this dude is outta his mind!
Everything he says.... seems to be unkind
Trump still wants to put his name
on a hotel in Moscow
So we're not surprised by the business ties
that he has with Putin now
When they heard this big fat liar
Stretch the truth out his a**hole
Hey, they tried so hard
just to bring him down
But he finally reached his goal
Hang on, prepare yourselves
For the Orange Tan man
We've never had a clown
Like the Orange Tan man
Just watch him lose control
When his Twit-ter-in' starts again
Got Republicans... to get out and vote
And then he wriggled out of... all the lies he told
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo, doo, doo)
Makin' all that money, should be doin' time
(Doo, doo, doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
Lord, make him go away
Hang on, prepare yourself
For the Orange Tan man
We've never had a clown
Like the Orange Tan man
He's bound to lose control
When the Twit-ter-in' starts again
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
Orange Tan man, Orange Tan man
How much of his shit does he think we can stand
So much corruption, greed and hot air from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to make the Taiwan call
Do we think he's gonna' build the Mexican wall
Ah, come on, get real
Prepare yourself, hear it
You never heard a sound
Aww, Twitterin'.......there he goes again!
Orange Tan man Twit-ter-in'
Screwin people all across the land
Push people out of his way
Everything about him seems out of place
Just a schmoozin', just a schmoozin'
Just for Vladimir Putin
He's the orange tan, orange tan man
Just a schmoozin', just a schmoozin'
Just for Vladimir Putin
He's the orange tan, orange tan man
Don't care 'bout the facts
Trump and Romney, both the same
Don't pay no income tax
You can see that what he said
was all just bogus pomp
Bankers, Exxon CEO's,
He ain't gonna' drain the swamp
Hang on, prepare yourselves
For the Orange Tan man
We've never had a clown
Like the Orange Tan man
We'll watch him lose control
When the Twit-ter-in' starts again
Oh, Lord, this dude is outta his mind!
Everything he says.... seems to be unkind
Trump still wants to put his name
on a hotel in Moscow
So we're not surprised by the business ties
that he has with Putin now
When they heard this big fat liar
Stretch the truth out his a**hole
Hey, they tried so hard
just to bring him down
But he finally reached his goal
Hang on, prepare yourselves
For the Orange Tan man
We've never had a clown
Like the Orange Tan man
Just watch him lose control
When his Twit-ter-in' starts again
Got Republicans... to get out and vote
And then he wriggled out of... all the lies he told
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo, doo, doo)
Makin' all that money, should be doin' time
(Doo, doo, doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
Lord, make him go away
Hang on, prepare yourself
For the Orange Tan man
We've never had a clown
Like the Orange Tan man
He's bound to lose control
When the Twit-ter-in' starts again
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo
Orange Tan man, Orange Tan man
How much of his shit does he think we can stand
So much corruption, greed and hot air from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to make the Taiwan call
Do we think he's gonna' build the Mexican wall
Ah, come on, get real
Prepare yourself, hear it
You never heard a sound
Aww, Twitterin'.......there he goes again!
Orange Tan man Twit-ter-in'
Screwin people all across the land
Push people out of his way
Everything about him seems out of place
Just a schmoozin', just a schmoozin'
Just for Vladimir Putin
He's the orange tan, orange tan man
Just a schmoozin', just a schmoozin'
Just for Vladimir Putin
He's the orange tan, orange tan man
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What a hatefest! 1s
Touches all the bases. Should be a bit funnier, but I don't know how. 5-4-4.
Yeah I don't get how so many people were duped by him
So you admit that you wanted to be duped by liar Hillary instead?
Jeff lives in denial. Wake up call January 20th!
Congrats. 5s all 'round, man. [sec. code KUX]
Good by, BARRY! Oh your ass is canned. Don't want no Prezzy, no. Who don't love love this land. Ten days, Barry. You ain't gonna be Prezzy to me. Anymore!!
You no likey? Move to Canada land. I hope u likey maple syrup and hockey!
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