Since I hate you, I think that you are deranged
Rabble-rousing brought you fame
Dittoheads act the same way, too
And I wonder what it is they feel for you
Each night I pray there will somehow come a day
When you lose it all and go away
And Limbaugh, you'll always be just short of victory
You can't save the G.O.P.

Chorus:
Could they all be following Rush?
(Mega-dittos...)
Could they all be following Rush?
(They love you...)
Could they all be following Rush?
With Rush? With Rush? With Rush?

They cut all liberals down - that really brings them joy
That Rush is just a good ole boy
But Limbaugh, you'll always be just short of victory
You can't save the G.O.P.

You can be sure dittoheads worship this clown
They need help, they're mentally unsound
But Limbaugh, you'll always be just short of victory
You can't save the G.O.P.

Chorus:
Could they all be following Rush?
(Mega-dittos...)
Could they all be following Rush?
(They love you...)
Could they all be following Rush?
With Rush? With Rush? With Rush?

(Repeat chorus)