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Song Parodies -> "Clod! Shave The Queen!"

Original Song Title:

"God Save The Queen"

Original Performer:

The Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"Clod! Shave The Queen!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Clod! Shave the Queen!
That mustache needs preened!
Her face is a coarse one!
She makes us facepalm!

Clod! Shave the Queen!
Long whiskers keep her screaming!
Top lip must be smoother!
Our necks she's.... Squeezing!

That dumb bloke tried to taunt
And thus his dome has been creamed
Don't spread rumors! Our ruler!
Will skewer... you dude!

Clod! Shave the Queen!
Her mouth is SCANNED!
Must cut it... Clean!
Be... Braaaaave...

Clod! Shave the Queen!
Embarrassed and ANGRY!
Yells: "Off with your head!"
With low self-esteem
This broad's super scary
Barbasol fills her face
Sure, She's flawed and hairy
With lies... We're safe...

She's a mad butcher if you even grin
Watch her glower when she's untrimmed
Face is moistened by that white shaving cream
Our dictator... Looks greater!

Clod! Shave the Queen!
Since she gets MAD!
Make her face gleam
She waaaaaaaaves!

Clod! Shave the Queen!
And we'll be GLAD!
If we use humor
Then we'll be bleeding!

Oooooour ruler's
Nooooooot cooler
Seeeeeends duelers at yoooooou!

"Sheeeee's super!
Muuuuuuuch cuter!"
Oooooooone hoot and you're screwed!

Haaaaaaaaaaave Lugers
Maaaaaaaaaneuvered at you!

That stubble
Means trouble for you!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
"We are not amused" says the Queen! Yes, we are! 555!
Peter Andersson - July 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh the Drama! Oh the Queen!
Max Power - July 25, 2017 - Report this comment
At least there's no need to shave the other part right? Right?
bobpiecheese - July 26, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting concept here. Was hoping for more of a focus on why the queen has a beard, but it's kinda hard to craft an epic for the ages with such a limited OS. As is, this was pretty entertaining, 555 razors!
Matthias - July 26, 2017 - Report this comment
She doesn't have a beard just a glorious mustache. There's no reason why she has one either just bad genetics? I thought it would be funnier for her to be super vain and attack anybody who judged her on it

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