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Song Parodies -> "Darn it Bernadette"

Original Song Title:

"Dammit Janet"

Parody Song Title:

"Darn it Bernadette"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Should they ever make "Big bang theory: the musical", here's my proposal for the scene where Howard Wolowitz proposes to Bernadette Rostenkowski.
(If they actually make it, I take full credit for the idea and this song)
Hey, Bernadette..?

Yes, Howard?

I've got something to say...
I really love the skillful way
You test bacterias on a tray

Our flame is dying, let's burn it (Bernadette)
Don't know love, I can learn it (Bernadette)
I got yours and I yearn it (Bernadette)
I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Bernadette, I love you...

Don't have money, I can earn it (Bernadette)
Let's move on a page, and turn it (Bernadette)
My mind is clear, but you churn it (Bernadette)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Bernadette, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove my adoring
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good or bad or boring
Oh B-E-R-N-I-E, I love you so

And here I thought you were a coward! (Oh, Howard)
Now I know our love isn't sour (Oh, Howard)
From this point we can go onward (Oh, Howard)
I've one thing to say and that's
Howard, my lover, I love you, too!

Oh, Howard

Oh... darn it!

My lover, ...

Oh, Bernadette!
For you, ...

I love you, too
There's one thing left to do, and that's

Plan the wedding, concern it (Bernadette)
Oh, please, don't spurn it, (Bernadette)
If you don't like the ring, you can return it, (Bernadette)
There's one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Bernadette, I love you...

Darn it, Bernadette

Oh Howard, my lover

Darn it, Berandette

I love you!

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Abbott Skelding - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I love the Big Bang Theory and Walowitz it's my favorite! I love the idea of a BBT musical...maybe do a parody of all the songs from Rocky Horror and make them all BBT related. Great work!

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