Star Trek: Final Frontier made one thing very clear.
That Will Shatner should be shot.
And then we got a pain from Clay in Ford Fairlane.
On his career, another big blot.
Derek's acting was sh*t doing Ghosts Can't Do It.
Another bomb on her resume.
Did Bruce cry to his mom when Hudson Hawk did bomb?
Cause of what all the crictics say.

Razzie-winning piece of dog poo.
Melanie's dim in Shining Through.
And then Proposal, a bad sight.
See Bruce's willy in Color Of Night
Whoa-ho-ho-ho.
Just another Razzie-winning picture show.

All careers made a tailspin for those involved in
The making of that damn Showgirls flick.
Striptease had a nude Moore, but we've seen that before.
Did she think it be a critic's top pick?
Costner, what's in your head? You bored us dead.
The Postman was crap all around.
Smithee was no good, saying "Burn Hollywood!"
When it was he who should be burnt to the ground.

One more...

Razzie-winner. They're all about.
Oh, what crap Hollywood puts out.
Taste is thrown right out of the window.
For thos filmmakers, there just is no low.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho.
So they make more Razzie-winning picture shows.
Though each one blows.
Whoa-ho-ho.
Here comes the next Razzie-winning picture show.
Don't wanna go.
Whoa-ho-ho.
Burn those bloody, Razzie-winning picture shows.
They just cause woes.
Stop those crappy, Razzie-winning picture shows.