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Original Song Title:

"Science Fiction Double Feature"

Original Performer:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Parody Song Title:

"Updated Science Fiction Double Feature"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

If they ever make that failed remake (and I REALLY hope they don't), here's how the opening song should go...
Keanu Reeves looked ill the day the remake stood still
But he pulled it somehow
And the Transformers would bear Megan Fox's derriere
But she ain't there now
Then something went wrong for Peter Jackson's King Kong
They critics buried it dead
Then at a deadly pace we saw Bai Ling's face
And this is what she said:

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Cloverfield had some creature
See robots fighting The Fresh Prince
Anime gave us Innocence
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.

I knew Marky Mark made a lark
When the trees start happening
And I really got hot when I saw Tim Roth
In that Hulk sequel crap-pening
Olivia Wilde ain't mild, and she's no child
When Tron left it's legacy
When cowboys collide with aliens, it's trite
Then you know it must be seen, like a:

Science Fiction - Double Feature
The Thing remake explained the creature
See what's with all that fuss
About the Prometheus
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
Why say "No"?, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.

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Porfle Popnecker - April 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Great comment on unnecessary remakes!
Rob Arndt - April 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work-555! I can't believe they are reamking "Total Recall"!!! The $200 mil new "Lone Ranger" movie- yeah, that's OK b/c the 1980 version sucked so badly ;-D
Flash Flood - October 25, 2016 - Report this comment
2016 update - FOX made a live remake of Rocky Horror and it was great!

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