Song Parodies -> "Stuck Watching Oprah"

Original Song Title:

"Constantinople"

Original Performer:

"Stuck Watching Oprah"

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The Lyrics

The ultimate torture...set to a song to make you go insane! Original Song

Here I am, just watching football
Girlfriend comes, changes the channel
On the screen, I’m now watching Oprah
Oh what fun...
Here I am, stuck watching Oprah
What the fudge!? Stuck watching Oprah
Someone help me, stuck watching Oprah
It’s not fun...

Can’t believe she took the remote and
Threw it down on the other sofa
Now I’m sitting, stuck watching Oprah
It’s not fun...
Now she’s lying right in my lap and
Can’t get up ‘cause now she is nappin’
Now I’m sitting, stuck watching Oprah
Now I’m stuck...

[slowly descending into madness]

Make it stop! Stuck watching Oprah
Can’t get up, stuck watching Oprah
So annoying, stuck watching Oprah
Babe, wake up!
Make it stop! Please no more Oprah!
It’s not fun, please no more Oprah
I can’t change it, stuck watching Oprah
I’m so done!

(Can’t get up, stuck watching Oprah
Leg’s asleep, can’t move a muscle)
Please stop it! Can’t stop it! Stuck watching Oprah!
Can’t get up to change the channel
I’m so done!

[reached the point of complete insanity]

Please no more, it’s torture
I’m no mom, stop it!
I’m like a housewife stuck watching Oprah, never ending!
Don’t know what to do, please make it stop!
T’was just watching football, the game was done soon, pract’cally over
Now I’m stuck and don’t know why...think she did this to trick me
I want to wake her, I want to go run but my legs are numb
I'd run but not this time, stuck watching Oprah, I’m so done

Here I am stuck watching Oprah
Send some help! Stuck watching Oprah!
So annoying, stuck watching Oprah!
I’m so done!
Coming next, right after Oprah-
Dr. Phil, interviews Oprah!
Nickelback plays live for Oprah!
Let me run!!!!

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Agrimorfee - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment

You have taken one of The Residents greatest hits (so to speak) and totally anhihilated it! Great, great job!

Matthias - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment

This was pretty funny. I liked the ending lines the best with Nickelback & Dr. Phil and I kind of wished that you did more in this parody along those lines of why watching Oprah is so bad except for the obvious it's bad because it's Oprah.

Oprah stinks - August 01, 2015 - Report this comment

Oprah defended Bill Cosby until she didn't. Guess the truth was too much for her.

bobpiecheese - August 11, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Oprah's one of those things that I've never really watched or read about or cared about. Hell, I don't even know is her show airs in Australia. What I'm saying is, this parody was decent enough as is, 555 worthy and all that, but I think some explanation as to why watching Oprah sucks so much would've made this a lot better instead of just relying on the reader to already know. And I like Nickelback, so nyeah.

Max Power - August 11, 2015 - Report this comment

Yeah, brings back memories...of how my favorite show would end and I would change the channel when her show begins. Never cared much for Oprah so I didn't pay much attention. I feel your pain.

Blaydeman - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) the reason you were forced to watch Oprah made me laugh, but I also would've loved some examples why Oprah sucks so much. That could of been fun.

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