-> "Dani Calipornia"
Original Song Title:
"Dani California"
Parody Song Title:
"Dani Calipornia"
Parody Written by:
Cazztro
The Lyrics
Getting laid in a bed while I shook her
My friend was okay but my girlfriend was a hooker
In Mississippi she was doing sissies
With a price you got to pay to see her scented pussy
She never knew that there was anything more than whore
In a time we live in what else can you take her for?
Black banana sweet Louisiana
The size of that thing would equal Indiana
She's a player, babe, and a wetter
Compared to the others she was the better
Running down the streets bare naked what is there else to say
If you resist her you're gay
Prostitution everywhere
Underground and in the air
Prostitution can't you see?
Spreading aids and nasty fleas
She's my lover, dating with another
Should I leave her there before I try to fight her?
With a name like Tasty Young Vagina
If you didn't pay her right she is gonna fine ya
I'll always love her as long as I'm still alive
But it sucks I found out she's five
Prostitution everywhere
Underground and in the air
Prostitution can't you see?
Spreading aids and nasty fleas
Who knew that prostitution's bad?
Who knew I'm this new baby's dad?
You screwed about a thousand guys
You screwed a gay gay gay
Club stripper gifted masturbator
A drug for right now and a smoke for a later
She didn't do it unless you gave her riches
If you don't like her, hang out with them bit*hes
Going down that pole like she was doing another man
I'm stuck here fuc*ing my hand
Ooo Going to fast
Prostitution everywhere
Underground and in the air
Prostitution can't you see?
Spreading aids and nasty fleas
Prostitution everywhere
Underground and in the air
Prostitution can't you see?
Spreading aids and nasty fleas
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