An ode to one of the nastiest Japanophiles ever. These creatures loved Japan so much that they tried to denouce their own culture for Japanese culture, often making a fool of themselves and may have disrespect the Japanese people provided if they didn't learn the do's and don't's in the country first. They can sometimes be the most ignorant people you'll ever find, as they would mercilessly defend Japan's absurd actions during WW2 (as shown in Verse 3). Hope you enjoy my take on Blitzkrieg Bop!

*If you have played (or at least heard of) Kingdom Hearts, this is a key-shaped weapon characters would usually wield. **I'm referring to King George VI who is supposedy famous for his stammering. I heard that a therapist helped overcome his problem. As for this line, I thought weeaboos believed that every anime character stutters while they are trying to speak a sentence, almost like King George himself. Whether this is true or not, please let me know in the comments. ***It's a translation for 'stupid foreigners'. ****For this last verse in Verse 3, it was inspired by a Weeaboo story in which someone (appallingly) think that the Pearl Harbour is just full of lies and that President Lincoln faked it as an excuse to declare war on 'NIHON-JIN THE GREATEST!!!!!', despite the fact they not only ignore one of the most important and decisive event in the Second World War (and Lincoln died long time ago), but also disrespecting those who died and suffered during the invasion.