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Song Parodies -> "The KFCTook My Woman,you See"
Original Song Title:
"The KKK Took My Baby Away"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Ramones
Parody Song Title:
"The KFCTook My Woman,you See"
Parody Written by:
Flash Flood
The Lyrics
I knew there was something suspicious about that Double Down..!
She went away just to get a snack
Said she's going to KFC
But,alas,she never came back
She never came back
She never came back,they say
[x2]
[Chorus: x2]
The KFC took my woman,you see
How could this be?
It's so crazy
Now I don't know
Where my woman could be
In exactly which KFC
Will you find her for me?
I don't know
It's trouble downtown
Must be that Double Down
It gives me such a frown
Ringy, ringy, ringy
She wont answer her cell
What the Hell?!
Where my woman went?
Ringy, ringy, ringy
And I got this blingy
For her birthday
Where's she,who can say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
She just went for a lil' snack
But she never came back
Oh wow,that shit's whack
And even to this day
My woman has still gone away
[x2]
The KFC took my woman,you see
They took my girl
Makes my mind whirl
The KFC took my woman,you see
Chicken and cake that's funnel
Damn you,colonel!
The KFC took my woman,you see
I think she's a yandere
For mister Sanders
Said she's going to KFC
But,alas,she never came back
She never came back
She never came back,they say
[x2]
[Chorus: x2]
The KFC took my woman,you see
How could this be?
It's so crazy
Now I don't know
Where my woman could be
In exactly which KFC
Will you find her for me?
I don't know
It's trouble downtown
Must be that Double Down
It gives me such a frown
Ringy, ringy, ringy
She wont answer her cell
What the Hell?!
Where my woman went?
Ringy, ringy, ringy
And I got this blingy
For her birthday
Where's she,who can say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
She just went for a lil' snack
But she never came back
Oh wow,that shit's whack
And even to this day
My woman has still gone away
[x2]
The KFC took my woman,you see
They took my girl
Makes my mind whirl
The KFC took my woman,you see
Chicken and cake that's funnel
Damn you,colonel!
The KFC took my woman,you see
I think she's a yandere
For mister Sanders
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Roseanne Barr once said, "The only man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes is Colonel Sanders." I guess she forgot about Ben & Jerry. The Colonel used 11 herbs & spices, but you only get 5. (Yeah, I realize that sounds like a Dylan song.)
Flash - Like Harlan Sanders and his famous creation, I'm from Kentucky. I'm glad to see you didn't chicken out or fowl up on this parody. Way to go! ;D
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