Song Parodies -> "Jets Will Romp"

Original Song Title:

"Blitzkrieg Bop"

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Original Performer:

"Jets Will Romp"

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The Lyrics

Goooooo Gang Green.....

Jets Roll great show
Jets Roll great show
Jets Roll great show
Jets Roll great show

That Sanchez pass to Braylin
Jones running it through their line
The only thing on their minds

The Jets will romp

The Bengals can't make end zone
They wonder where their yards go
Ochocinco has zero

The Bengals stopped

Jets roll, great show
Gang Green got to be proud
Rex has shown that he well knows
Jets fired up and the defense will show

How Revise covers Ocho
Our blitzing line they can't learn
Palmer's going to eat turf

The Bengals stopped

Jets Roll great show
Jets Roll great show
Jets Roll great show
Jets Roll great show

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Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Good choice, considering the Jets were still playing in the Ramones' home Borough of Queens during their heyday. Of course, 3 of the 4 original Ramones are dead, hope that's not a bad sign for the Jets; bad signs are something of which they've never had a shortage!

Mark Scotti - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Michael!!!

Tommy Turtle - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Shouldn't Ochocinco be "8-5" instead of zero? (Sp.) .... saw him last week, not impressive.
DKTOS and don't follow the game that closely, but my partner has been lost to the world during NFL playoffs and BCS games. Since she wouldn't vote twice, here's one of the 555s.

btw, good one on "Gang green :-) ... and remind the Jets to keep the geese out of the turbine intakes. ;)

Mark Scotti - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Tom. And great doubleheader from you and the Fiddlegirl today!!

Christie Marie M - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Great play-by-play of the game, Mark! Look forward to the Superbowl 2010 also. Scored 555 touchdowns with this one!

Mark Scotti - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie!

Fiddlegirl - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Staunch Packer fan myself, but I'm willing to overlook our denominational differences in the name of parody brotherhood... :D Well done here, Mr. Scotti!

Mark Scotti - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Fiddlegirl. And good luck to your 'Green"!!!

Mark Scotti - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Produced version of this parody found at; http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1265611076.shtml

Mark Scotti - January 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mike! Da Bears DIS appointed me last weekend by bot beating the Packers!!! Audio of my Jet's Romp found at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aTZ6KN_Ynw

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