Song Parodies -> "Sideshow Bob"

Original Song Title:

"Blitzkrieg Bop"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Sideshow Bob"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In honor of The Simpsons movie, I trying to do some parodies of the second tier characters. Here's the first one
DKTOS? Find it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urp22F8MwUQ

Hey ho, Sideshow!
Hey ho, Sideshow!
Hey ho, Sideshow!
Hey ho, Sideshow!

You see him on the TV
El Barto’s archenemy
His hair looks like a palm tree
Sideshow Bob!

He graduated from Yale
His capers never prevail
He often ends up in jail
Sideshow Bob!

Hey ho, Sideshow
Steppin’ on a rake now
Though he seems real hardcore
He can sing H.M S. Pinafore!

He tried to frame up Krusty
He married Lisa’s Aunty
His tattoo says Die Bart Die*
Sideshow Bob!

Bart Simpson he wants to kill
A wish he cannot fulfill
His brother’s name is Cecil
Sideshow Bob!

Hey ho, Sideshow
Steppin’ on a rake now
Speaks Sanskit, pantomimes
But he’s no good at committing crimes

Though he’s refined and genteel
He tried to blow up Springfield
He always gets the raw deal
Sideshow Bob!

Defeated Mayor Quimby
Then he moved to Tuscany
He got cut from the movie
Sideshow Bob!

Hey ho, Sideshow!
Hey ho, Sideshow!
Hey ho, Sideshow!
Hey ho, Sideshow!

*The tattoo is in German, so it's pronounced "dee Bart, dee"

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Red Ant - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

I haven't seen the Simpsons' movie yet... good thing there aren't any spoliers here, heh heh. Nice work on a classic. 5

Dylan Baranski - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

I agree, Red Ant. If anyone gives away the plot of that movie, I will go on a murderous rampage. I would have done the same if anyone had given away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, but I managed to finish that book in time. Anyways, 555 donuts for you, McKludge.

Dylan Baranski - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh, and one more thing: There are more parodies of "I Wanna Be Sedated" here than there are of "Blitzkrieg Bop", yet "Blitzkrieg Bop" is better known to the general public (at least I think so). What's up with this?

John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Fives fo' "Bob."

alvin - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

bob rocks....fun parody

Tim Hall - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Great job, but don't forget the favt he tried to kill Selma Bouvier.

Johnny D - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Mmmmmmmmm, fives.......

Abbott Skelding - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

besides a few pacing issues..it was pretty good "His hair looks like a palm tree"..greatest line..lol

McKludge - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Ant, Dylan - I haven't seen it yet either, but I asked someone who did if Sideshow Bob was in it, and he told me no. Hence the last line
Tim - Well, I mentioned the marriage to Selma. Death just comes naturally after that
Abbott - On second look, the pacing is a tad off. The last line on the second verse is off by a syllable from the OS. Oops. If I record this, I'll fix it then.
John, Alvin, Johnny - Thanks

Jake - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment

ROFL, excellent.

stuart mcarthur - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment

it's those damn big feet - they give him away every time - nice one McKludge - looking forward to the rest of the series - 555

McKludge - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jake
Stu - You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big shoes.

Cryptic Wizard - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Funny parody, good job. And in response to Dylan's earlier comment--"Blitzkreig Bop" is not an easy song to parody, but "I Wanna Be Sedated" has many possiblities.

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