Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "My Ass Is Knocking"

Original Song Title:

"Brass in Pocket"

Original Performer:

The Pretenders

Parody Song Title:

"My Ass Is Knocking"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I was surprised to see that this fine OS from the Pretenders very first album had never been used on this site before...well, now it has...
[brief instrumental intro]

Got gas, butt knockin'
So foul that
You'll say "P.U.", sir
It smells like hell
Gonna make you, make you, make you nauseous

Like fetid potions
Stink rising from my seat, yeah
It reeks, man, butt-cheeks releasing
Sure to make you, make you, make you nauseous

Cuttin' real gross farts
Awful, from the dregs
Smell is really vile
Just like something died there
gonna lose your dinner
Oh, P.U., it's vile, vile flatulation

So vile, might've stained my seat
butt sure does smell bad
might leave a streak
My fart's smell; not too swell
My gut will soon show some gross distension
Wretched fumes leak

It sure stinks, man
Stains on my seat
Those brown stains – sure reek
It's gross, man
Stinky, P.U.
A mistake to, breathe through, through your nostrils

It might do you harm
Sure to make you gag
You will lose your smile
It will foul your senses
Gonna lose your dinner
When your snoot whiffs my, my flatulation

You'll try, but you won't succeed
Cause through your nose hairs
That fart will sneak
That gross smell; just like hell
Won't want to smell my farts; awful stench, man

A pile of what I excrete
Will foul your nose hairs
Won't be a treat
From assh*le; sh*t does flow
Whole lotta crap comes down from my assh*le

Damn, it sure reeks!

[instrumentals out to end]

(Oh, oh, oh, oh, sh*t.)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Poopie - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody, Paul, but I think TOS is from the 80's. However, in your defense, it was probably recorded in 1979. I still give it a perfect vote of 5,5,5.
Jason - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to hold my nose reading this as it seemed a bit too realistic! Great fun though. 555
alvin rhodes - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
it stinks...which is to say its great...tough song to pace...nice job
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment DVD of "Pretenders Greatest Hits" shows it as 1979, so that's what I went with. I SORT of recall their first album coming out just prior to 1980 and this was on it, although that is admittedly quite a long time ago and some of years in the 70's and 80's sort of blur together in my mind for some reason or other (lol). But thanks for the note...when wrong I like to be corrected. Jason - Thanks! alvin - yeah it's a little tricky to are just about all the Pretender's songs from what I've seen and worked on. I'd still like to work through some more them, though, because I love their music...Chrissie Hynde, of course, is always fantastic. I might be looking at their 2002 or 2003 release, the "Loose Screw" CD. I really like the songs on that. Thanks! ~ ~ ~
carol - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Three smelly 5's.
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol ~ ~ ~
Yoidy - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Rectally disturbing! 555
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm STUNNED that no one has used this OS until now, Paul! Still, you did a noxiously good job with it. 555
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Yoidy, Yes, rudely & truly...Kristof...Thanks! Actually, when I checked I noticed that very little of the Pretenders catalogue has been assaulted on this site. It's a great OS, though, isn't it?
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
OOPS! What was I smoking???? I just checked again and there have been FOUR other parodies posted on the site using this OS...I SWEAR I checked it before posting...however, none appear to be anything like mine. But I don't know how I could look at that list and not see those other's not that hard to notice.
Brian - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody. I'm laughing so hard I'm farting out 5s.
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brian ~ ~ ~
Adagio - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm...Paul in a gross parody period. First cow's brains, now this....really stinky 5's
Paul Robinson - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Pat, muse musta had a rough night.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1095