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Song Parodies -> "Rock Salt"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Salt"

Parody Written by:

Za Tawsch

The Lyrics

Rock salt
You don’t have to crust on my headlight
These streets were covered
You done made this road a slushy two lane sight

Rock salt
You done cleaned up that snow tonight
My Benz cost some money
You don’t care if chassis rust from halite

Rock salt
You don’t have to crust on my headlight
Rock salt
You don’t have to crust on my headlight

Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight

I loved it when plows threw you
I’d wait to drive right through ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won’t let this paint job be destroyed

That car wash has its gate up
Some in-ground jets that spray up
Washed it once
Have to do it again in two days

Rock salt
You don’t have to crust on my headlight
Rock salt
You don’t have to crust on my headlight
Rock salt - You don’t have to crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt - You don’t have to crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt – You don’t have to crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight
Rock salt…crust on my headlight

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Roxanne's Boyfriend - January 21, 2021 - Report this comment
This is great. The original song came out when I was at age of listening to music on my own instead of all the milquetoast 'adult contemporary' BS on the AM radio when I was growing up. I grew up with The Police and love their music to this day. A few years ago I saw Sting and Peter Gabriel in concert, doing each others's songs together - like a Daryl Hall/John Oates duo. It was amazing and amusing. And Peter Gabriel taking lead on this song put a whole new light to the song, and him. 5's all the way.

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