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Song Parodies -> "Resume in a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Message in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Resume in a Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Za Tawsch

The Lyrics

Lost a job today
A 9 to 5 you see-oh
Another write up say
Why you come in at three-oh?
More tardiness
Than any boss could bear
Fired me as if I ever even cared-oh

I’ll send a resume to the world
I’ll send a resume to the world
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
Wretched cover letter yeah
Wretched cover letter yeah

A year has past since this jerk had work
Deutsche Bank just asked when can I start
Only drugs had kept me together
Weed can mend your life
But drug tests break your heart

I’ll send a resume to the world
I’ll send a resume to the world
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
Wretched cover letter yeah
Wretched cover letter yeah
Wretched cover letter yeah
Wretched cover letter

Walked out this morning
Don’t believe what I saw
Unemployment checks
Waiting by my door
Seems I’m not all done at sitting at home
Two hundred thirty smackaroos
Almost pays my phone

I’ll send a resume to the world
I’ll send a resume to the world
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
I hope that someone reads my
Wretched cover letter yeah
Wretched cover letter yeah
Wretched cover letter whoa
Wretched cover letter

Sending out a resume
Sending out a resume
I’m sending out a resume
I’m sending out a resume (Repeat to fade)

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