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Song Parodies -> "Wrestling In The Nude"

Original Song Title:

"Walking On The Moon"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Wrestling In The Nude"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

My submission for The Police Leisure & Pleasure Party Challenge. The story of a naive guy aggravated by his dorm-mates’ extracurricular antics.
Two guys in my dorm tonight
Wrestling in the nude
I walked in; got a fright
It was dude on dude!
One said,”shut the door, man!”
What an attitude....
Ain’t ME on the floor, man
Wrestling in...wrestling in the nude

Friends tell me, “sh*t happens”
But I’m not a fool
This ain’t Ancient Athens
Wrestlin’ nude’s not cool!
Lou is pinned against the door
Yeah, he’s been subdued
What he’s pinned with, I’m not sure
My review: I think Lou is screwed

Some....may say
It’s obvious they’re both gay
No way!
They’re practicing MMA*
And, hey....
Their clothing gets in the way
Oy vey!
It’s been a strange day....

In the kitchen, eating cake
Can’t enjoy my food
Hey guys....give it a break
Wrestling in the nude
Frank! Remove your wein-ah
From my cheese fondue!
Someone call John Cena!
He’d tell you
(Quit) wrestling in the nude

Lou....may say
Some hobbies can be risqué
But keep your bits out my way!
You’ve ruined my duck pâté
Je suis faché***

Break it up....
Had enough....
Frank’s on top....
In the buff....
* MMA- mixed martial arts ** “array”- French for “stop!” *** French for “I’m angry”

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Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Yeeeeesh!!! Glad that I didn’t have roommates doing this back in college. Glad to see you back after missing the last couple rounds
Peter Andersson - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
I hope those dudes were kangaroos...
Rex - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm feeling better about my choice to live off-campus. LOL material here.
Agrimorfee - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
I am immediately brought back to that hotel/banquet hall scene from Borat...
Peregrin - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Heh heh, was worth the wait! I liked the indignance of the singer: "Ain’t ME on the floor, man". Beautiful. Still would have liked to have seen "Porking on the moon". Oh well :)
Jeff Reuben - July 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Stu's video might be better, but funny as hell song!
Meriadoc - July 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Loved the rhyme of Sh*t happens with Ancient Athens! :D
TJC - July 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Kristof----and that's the naked truth!
Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Haha. Funny from the first line but I cracked up with the Athens line and the clothing gets in the way, and the Lou double entendre, then it just got better. Poor Lou! Does that dude never win? What’s in it for him? Hmm, I think I know. Back to your best work KR. I’m glad I squeezed you out of Message and into this even if KY may have been required. 555

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