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Song Parodies -> "(My stalker left me for) George Clooney"

Original Song Title:

"So Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"(My stalker left me for) George Clooney"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge, this time hosted by Matthias. (You too can be a host and help us save Amiright, or for starters simply join a round for your own fun - details are to be found under "Amiright Events" on the front page).

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My stalker broke in late one day
Said she'll pursue another bae
I wished her luck, said I don't care
Who is the new schmuck you'll threadbare?

She told me and we bid farewell
I went and bought some Zinfandel
Then sent it to her new sweetheart
The note said "Learn some Martial Arts!"

George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney

George Clooney
George Clooney

As of late he looks quite done for
At the drugstore an eyesore
All worn out and his age now shows
Walks around in slept-in clothes

I'll now confess that it was me
Who nudged their "love" illicitly
Daily flowers I sent to her door
And lovely cards all signed with "Yours!"

George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney

George Clooney
George Clooney

*And Here's Her String Ripping Part*

George Clooney
George Clooney
George Clooney

Poor Clooney
Poor Clooney
Poor Clooney

Etc

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Not the all time funniest one you’ve ever written but it’s not too bad. I would have liked to see more G.C. references like Batman & Robin or ER or Gravity or From Dusk till Dawn or any of his other work otherwise this can be about anybody.
Agrimorfee - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Matthias is right. That damned repeated title and short verses did not make this easy for anyone.
Rex - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
This would make a lovely video.
Peregrin - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter understands that even George C needs love. Nespresso will only take a man so far.
Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Your stalker leaving you alone would be a good thing right? So I can understand why you wouldn’t care. Especially if she swallows the whole George Clooney thing. Not literally of course. That’s some dumb stalker. Esp like the title sub Peter. 555

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