Song Parodies -> "Simon"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Simon"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Simon Soundman's from Sesame Street. They say Simon makes a bunch of sounds. I decided to write a song about it.

Oh, ho ho ho.

Simon,
you don't have to act like the Soundman.
Since you've lost some weight,
You don't have to get on a scale because you're thin.
Simon,
You don't have to touch that fish's fin.
Wanting to buy something,
You'll just get an old top to make it spin.

Simon,
You don't have to act like the Soundman,
Simon,
You don't have to act like the Soundman.

Simon (act like the Soundman)
Simon (act like the Soundman)
Simon (act like the Soundman)
Simon (act like the Soundman)
Simon (act like the Soundman)
Sigh.

I know, Mr. Johnson.
I would have wanted to win,
I know why you got a gutter ball,
It's because you didn't hit any pins.
I know you'll try to win again,
So get all of the bowling pins,
I told you once, and if I tell you again, you're just losing.

Simon,
You don't have to act like the Soundman.
Simon,
You don't have to act like the Soundman.

Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (you don't have to act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)
Simon (act like a Soundman)

(fade)

Simon Soundman (c) Sesame Workshop

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