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Song Parodies -> "Viagra"
Original Song Title:
"Elvira"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Oak Ridge Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Viagra"
Parody Written by:
crazy8snake
The Lyrics
I've tried many versions of this idea. Maybe this one is clean enough?
VIAGRA
Viagra, Viagra
My rod's on fire, Viagra
I have no erections. Lay limp all the time
I just can't please my woman, I'm past my prime , (it's a crime)
To get that rock hard feeling, each and every time
I pop that purple pill, Viagra's fine
I'm swingin
Viagra, Viagra
My rod's on fire, Viagra
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Ride my tube steak, all day
This time I had a hard on. It had lasted most the day
And the warnings say to give the doc a call, after all
But its been close to ten years
Since my penis was so sincere
I'm having sex as long as I stand tall
I'm swingin
Viagra, Viagra
My rod's on fire, Viagra
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Ride my tube steak, all day
Viagra, Viagra
My rod's on fire, Viagra
I have no erections. Lay limp all the time
I just can't please my woman, I'm past my prime , (it's a crime)
To get that rock hard feeling, each and every time
I pop that purple pill, Viagra's fine
I'm swingin
Viagra, Viagra
My rod's on fire, Viagra
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Ride my tube steak, all day
This time I had a hard on. It had lasted most the day
And the warnings say to give the doc a call, after all
But its been close to ten years
Since my penis was so sincere
I'm having sex as long as I stand tall
I'm swingin
Viagra, Viagra
My rod's on fire, Viagra
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Get it up, Poon Pounding Poon Pound for ho-urs
Ride my tube steak, all day
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Delightfully funny and sick. This is PG-13, but not sexy enough to ban. Good job, crazy.
As the Eagles once sang, Take It To The Limit, and I think you just did. Good work. 555
Just one sliver short of perfection. Viagra is blue. "The purple pill" is Nexium. Other than that, you nailed it.
Congrats to one of the newer members of AmIRight
Thank you all for your approvals. Luckily I haven't had to try the enhancement, but if I ever do I'll look for the blue pill. (lol)
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