Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "I'd Like To Teach My Dog To Sing"
Original Song Title:
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The New Seekers
Parody Song Title:
"I'd Like To Teach My Dog To Sing"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
"Up on the woof!"
I'd like to teach my dog to sing
And put him on TV
I'd watch him howl at Simon Cowell
And dance like Brit-er-ney
I'd make my dog wear push-up bras
And hotpants...oh, what fun!
He'd take a crap, and do a rap
And get to Number One!
I'd like to take my dog on tour
And make a load 'o' cash
We'd start real small, a shopping mall
He'd eat out of the trash
You may think i'm mad
But ambition's a drug
My furry li'l mealticket's there
Asleep upon the rug
I should'na taught my dog to sing
He's arrogant and fake
He's high on speed, and he's just pee'd
On Justin Timberlake.....
And put him on TV
I'd watch him howl at Simon Cowell
And dance like Brit-er-ney
I'd make my dog wear push-up bras
And hotpants...oh, what fun!
He'd take a crap, and do a rap
And get to Number One!
I'd like to take my dog on tour
And make a load 'o' cash
We'd start real small, a shopping mall
He'd eat out of the trash
You may think i'm mad
But ambition's a drug
My furry li'l mealticket's there
Asleep upon the rug
I should'na taught my dog to sing
He's arrogant and fake
He's high on speed, and he's just pee'd
On Justin Timberlake.....
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
FIVES, dude! This, like, so totally rocked, dude! OH MY GAWD!
(~singing~) It's the canine thing...that the world wants today... Suddenly, I have this uncontrollable urge to go find some Coca Cola.
He just pee'd on Justin Timberlake? GOOD BOY! Have 555 Milk-Bones!
Nice job, my little S.A.B...my dog is SOOO amazing, that I'm sure she CAN sing, actually...I just think she's too shy and humble to do it in front of us...; ) 5s!
He'll be great as long as he doesn't go back to his humping spree. How's that going anyway? Oh, and 5's of course...
Emi-...THANKS dudette!!...Ravyn- Step..away..from..the..coke.:-)..Johnny- I've trained him well...Arwen- thankyou, sweetie. I can't imagine any pet of yours being shy and humble. :-)
Ash...yeah, I forgot about that. He's an entertaining little bugger, isn't he? Last time I checked, he was being carried off by ants...thanks for the 5s
This was neat.
'..take a crap, and do a rap' LOL!! Wait, aren't they one in the same? Fivers!
This was a howl! 5's!
You're right...that's why she and I get along so well...she's a spoiled brat, too!
thanks for the great mind-movie
"He'd take a crap, and do a rap
And get to Number One!"
..number two, surely ;-) Beautifully original.
And get to Number One!"
..number two, surely ;-) Beautifully original.
He's s STAR, I tell ya! 'cept for that wardrobe malfunction on your leg, there.
This was one pet-iculously crafted parody! ;-)
That was incredible! 555 I would write alonger comment but I am busy stitching together a bikini for my dogs beach number...........LOL!
Hi-barking-larious. And I can totally relate because I, too, have accidentally peed on Justin Timberlake.
Liked this ;) all 5s
Ha! - hadn't seen this one - and that last line is sublime, KR - underhanded and cutting, just the way I like 'it - currrfect!
AWESOME! WAY TO GO HONEY!:* A+++
Very good. peed on Justin Timberlake :))) I love it..
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thenewseekers3.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1604
