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Song Parodies -> "Pneumon-i-a"

Original Song Title:

"Mahna Mahna"

Original Performer:

The Muppets

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The Lyrics

Pneumon-i-a, it’s not a head cold
Pneumon-i-a it’s not the flu
Pneumon-i-a it’s not hay fever
You catch it, it’s wretched, it turns your lungs into twin swimming pools

(Every time I think of Trump I get allergic. Time to up my antihistamine load)

Pneumon-i-a, it’s not concussion
Pneumon-i-a, it’s not blood clot
Pneumon-i-a, it’s not thrombosis
Cirrhosis, or any of that other tommyrot

(I hit my head while avoiding sniper fire, I can’t remember)

Pneumon-i-a it’s not a seizure
Pneumon-i-a it’s very bad
Pneumon-i-a it’s quite aggressive
Progressive and can’t be cured inside your daughters pad

(I didn’t think it was any big deal. Lots people power through drowning in their own juices. You wouldn’t be concerned with my health if I were a man. Can’t a girl have a sick day or two? Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Oh! I feel faint)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Callmelennie - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Was too old for the Muppet Show, so I didn't recognize the title until I googled it. When I heard it I recognized it instatly -- never knew that nonsense jingle even had a title!! I would have guessed the title was "Manamana" You may be spot on with the pacing or have pacing errors all over the place -- How can you tell? ;)
Onslaught - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment
NO ONE! is too old for the Muppet Show.
Callmelennie - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Spoken like someone who simply wasn't too old for the Muppet Show ;-D. You see, 'Slaught, for me the Muppet Show was barely a blip on my radar. Whereas for you it was obviously a ...... Phenomenon, do do dee do do .. Phenomenon, do do bee do .... Phenomenon, do do bee do do ...
Callmelennie - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Ya know, 'Slaughtie, I actually did mishear "Mahna mahna" as "Phenomena" That's just how too-old-for-Muppets I was.

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