We are four people who are wand'ring this world,
We got lost in a vortex and we don't have a key.
We didn't ask to be transported like this.
We just came from the real world, and we'd like to be free.
And if you've ever been - in - the real world before,
and you can say exactly how to get back, please tell me.
I'm just a part of the original band.

They said the focus wasn't in the right place,
and to get the right focus, there must be a cost.
They put attention on just four of us girls,
and we are the four girls whose attention got lost.
So if you've ever been in the real world, too,
and you can say exactly what to do, please tell me.
I'm just a part of the original band.

How can we understand
a girl who wears cleats,
and a blonde who keeps her figure though her
eating - won't stop,
a girl who keeps on yapping on the phone, all the time, and a girl whose
head looks like a mo-op?
Her head looks like a mo-op.

Her motorcycle made a ruckus outside,
She came in with her ponytail and jacket on hand.
She said "Is this where I'm suppose-ta check in?"
and the next thing you know, we find ourselves in this land.
So if you've ever been in the real world before,
and you can say exactly how to get back, please tell me.
I'm just a part of the original band.

(Instrumental break)

I'm just a part of the original band.

How can we understand
a girl who wears cleats,
and a blonde who keeps her figure though her
eating - won't stop,
a girl who keeps on yapping on the phone, all the time, and a girl whose
head looks like a mo-op?
Her head looks like a mo-op.

We are not the only four a-crossing our world.
There's also Mr. Bradley, and Miss Mahoney.
I'm just a part of the original band,
I'm just a part of the original band.
There's two rabbits hopping 'round with us in their cage,
and there's Chestnut the horse, and rollerskates are on me.
I'm just a part of the original bAAaaAAnd.
We're just a part of the original band...