Might be pig latin,
If the words they bend.
Letter's omittin',
Then they're put on the end.
Mootly the point is missed,
Put the I's before.
Just what this spoof is,
I can't say, that's for sure.

And it's dumb too,
When you talk to,
O-o-o-o-o-o's in the front too.

Phrasing's unequal,
"And-hey" for hand.
Now there's two syllables,
I don't understand.
Forget about spelling,
When you have to append,
Right where one end should be,
Is on other end.

And it's dumb too,
When you talk to,
O-o-o-o-o-o's in the front too.

Never took Latin,
It's English I pen.
Letters get written,
In order to end.
"Booty" how look would this,
With the Y before?
I find this spoof is,
More or less a bore.

And it's dumb too,
When you talk to,
O-o-o-o-o-o's in the front too.
O-o-o-o-o-o's in the front too.

Don't peep
You blattering loons.
What light made
Is looney toons.
Said letter people,
So hack a lament.
What you say's useless,
Literacy's bent.

You're trashin' mutters
best all be done.
Barely stand cries you shove
they're so dumb.
Your utter hiccups,
It buckles my buns.
Seen your ignorance,
Please bite your tongue.

Retarted blurbs,
You fools recite.
Remove your blubbers,
Talk more right.
Oh-gay way and
chill tonight.
So now recite,
Language right.
And
Stop all this confusion.