I found lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway..

That deli blew sky high
So I was told--
'Twas an explosion
The deviled eggs did fly, I saw

With spicy mustard spraying
The walls were all a'swaying
Anchovies flew
Sandwiches separating, people were congregating
Food all over town

So glad I wasn't blind
I saw knockwurst hanging on a street sign
To be all blown up is a pain
To be creamed with kraut is a crying shame
Now the deli will never be the same

With ketchup bottles spraying
The walls were all a'swaying
Sausages flew
Sandwiches separating, people were congregating
Food all over town

I found lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway
Lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway
Lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway