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Song Parodies -> "Celeb Perverts"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Bridges"

Original Performer:

The Mike Curb Congregation

Parody Song Title:

"Celeb Perverts"

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The Lyrics

It has now become the latest rage in the public eye. Accusations of deviant behavior are ricocheting through celebrity circles (with at least some of it corroborated) but some of it is no better than slanderous character assassination. Alabama is an example of the latter; in order to potentially change the outcome of a federal Senate race, gals are coming forward accusing one candidate of inappropriate behavior to females... from 40 years ago. Holes have not only been poked into their stories but also any evidence they have to support what they say. I am not buying it; The rank & file will do anything to keep the status quo... including this. I find it amusing that Hollywood is throwing most of the blame... but most of the predator perverts are... part of Hollywood!!! Hold your ears, folks!!!
Celeb Perverts

(Sung To 'Burning Bridges' - Mike Curb Orchestra)

Well you should have run like hell
While Harvey was the boss
Anthony is sexting
best to pass on the special sauce!
Ben Affleck is groping
now he is in trouble deep...
I should have known
that Batman is a creep!

All the Celeb Perverts and their mass audacity!
I had to find some mental floss so I could them unsee!
Sifting through their sleaze is like fighting in a war!!
Celeb Perverts filthy slomping whores

RatPac's now called off track
for allegations quite obscene!
Yet we want the sordid details
if you know what I mean!
Hollywood's a village
you don't want next to your kin...
Ditch these losers...
then you'll finally win!

All the Celeb Perverts foul news hitting the air
I tried to be so outraged but I found I didn't care!
Hollywood's a sludge pit where nothing's ever pure!
Celeb Perverts; hypocrites for sure!

It's become the new rage
calling 'pervert'; best beware!
Did you really grope her
or naught but lies are there?
It's a war that we abhor; the media hungry whores
So more and more I believe Roy Moore!!

All the Celeb Perverts from the present to the past
They all point to Hollywood; will we see truth at last?
Never; Hollywood will always be a moral eyesore
Celeb Perverts filthy slomping whores

Celeb Perverts, now you have me bored...

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Below Average Dave - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
"I tried to be so outraged but I found I didn't care" Yeah, that's pretty much the case. Just too much accusation etc to know what's real what's not. I judge art for art's sake (music, movies, and otherwise) and because I don't know the people, the situations etc--I couldn't care less and don't want the sordid details.

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