Bear in the Crimea

(Sung to 'Fire on the Mountain by The Marshall Tucker Band)


Kievan Rus once controlled this place...
until they disappeared without much of a trace...
Muscovy, USSR then the CIS
The Russians never tire
of thuggery I guess!

Now there's a Bear in the Crimea
Détente up in the air
You didn't listen when I said it was still there...

The USSR fell apart, that much is true...
But if you think Russia's changed, then get a clue...
The younger generations still think Russia is our friend..
I think they had best change
their mental Depends!

Because there's a Bear in the Crimea
and a cancer like disease...
called USSR-osis and it will not be appeased...

The Oli's have Russia's GDP by the balls
while the Nationalists now walk through Duma halls...
Vlad the Putin is a power that won't fade...
as we hear another of his tirades!

Now there's a Bear in the Crimea
conflict in the air
The bear is alive and well and is waiting for you there...

The bear is sated for now, hear it burp
as a Russian thug plays a POTUS twerp...
Will Russia stop there; who the hell knows...
Will Poland again give them a bloody nose?!

And there's a Bear in the Crimea
danger we can see...
Will it be enough to touch off WW III?

Yeah, WW III!!!