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Song Parodies -> "Heil, Bologna"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Heil, Bologna"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Ooh, you big dirty one, dirty one
How’d you get to be such slime, Bologna?
You’re the hero for the scum, for the scum

There’s never any truth in your lines, Bologna
Dude, you never stop, give it up, come on, scrub your mind
Don’t you get it up for the touch of your daughter’s hind
Stop making magaTs spew:
“Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna”

You are such a hoser hun, a hoser hun
Hosing them with your lies, Bologna
You’re the worst in history, in history
By running on the strength of your lies, Bologna

Dude, you never stop, give it up, come on, scrub your mind
Don’t you get it up for the touch of your daughter’s hind
Stop making magaTs spew:
“Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna
Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna”

When will they admit to me, admit to me
You were the worst prez of all time, Bologna?
Was it just destiny, bad destiny
That voters would lose their minds, Bologna?

Dude, you never stop, give it up, come on, scrub your mind
Don’t you get it up for the touch of your daughter’s hind
Stop making magaTs spew:
“Huh-huh-huh heil”

Stop making magaTs spew:
“Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna
Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna
Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna
Huh-huh-huh heil, Bologna

Mmh, ohh, heil, Bologna
Mmh, ohh, heil, Bologna
Mmh, ohh, heil, Bologna”

Spank you, Hellywood
Bad nights

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eeL deaL - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
an example of a weaker subject would have been a parody about Barona, someone Captain Kirk was posing as in a Star Trek episode. the Klingon commander found Barona's hatred for Klingons refreshingly honest. Dumpsters on amiright should stop being petty and choose to find eeL's hatred for Dump refreshingly honest as well.
Rand - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Oops, you forgot to use a different sock puppet in praising your own refreshing honesty. Hope you don't find my noticing that to be too petty.
CML - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
You want us to "choose" to find your parodies of Trump, which are utterly unhinged from all objective reality to be refreshingly honest? Well, you may honestly believe in what you are saying but your facts are coming from a parallel clown universe. Take this Fani Wilson person. Here she is trying to pull off a prosecution unprecedented in American history which could lead to all out Civil War if she succeeds ... And suddenly shes got more skeletons in her background than Arlington Cemetery. This is laughable
eeL deaL - January 27, 2024 - Report this comment
Fani might need some reprimanding herself but her case has already produced results: Sidney K. Powell, Kenneth Chesebro and Jenna Ellis — three lawyers indicted with Grump in the case — pleaded guilty and agreed to cooperate with prosecutors against Grump. there's some objective reality for you. the $83 million judgement against him in NY yesterday is a bit more.

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