Song Parodies -> "Ay, Corona!"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Ay, Corona!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

yeeshie wowie! has it really been 7 months since I've last written?! well, I'm back! ...what do you mean "you left?"
here's my take on the COVID-19 nightmare! between that and the new riots, there's a lot of good reason for staying in. stay safe, my friends!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-3r5Z9kqw

ooh, these crazy times ain't fun this ain't no fun
watch the news and it's all the time "Corona"
ew, you make our noses run, our noses run
not the kind you drink with some lime, Corona

When Ya Gonna Stop? Give It Up! Did Us Dirty, Now
I Like To Pick Stuff Up, But Can't Touch, Gonna Have A Cow!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, Whoa!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!

don't come any closer, punk! think me a skunk
closing every venue & bar, Corona
making eating out iffy, took Joe Diffie*
on that day, you went too dang far, Corona!

When Ya Gonna Stop? Give It Up! Did Us Dirty, Now
I Like To Pick Stuff Up, But Can't Touch, Gonna Have A Cow!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, Whoa!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!

are you gonna get to me? just, leave me be
is it just a matter of time, Corona?
is this all our destiny? our destiny?
or are we gonna find ways to fight Corona?

When Ya Gonna Stop? Give It Up! Did Us Dirty, Now
I Like To Pick Stuff Up, But Can't Touch, Gonna Have A Cow!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, Whoa!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi, Whoa!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!
Ay-yi-yi-yi, Corona!

(this guitar solo is sick! not with covid, thankfully.)

Ooooooo-ohhh, Ay, Corona!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Why, Corona?!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Die, Corona!

* R.I.P. Joe Diffie (1958-2020) thanks for the years of great country music! keep singing in Heaven and hopefully, when they find a way to kill this thing, they completely annihilate it, in your honor!
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