Song Parodies -> "My Corona"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

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Original Performer:

"My Corona"

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The Lyrics

As Dom Deluise said in "History Of The World"....."The muse is upon me" I've been singing this around my house off the top of my head, so at wife's request (so I get it out of my system...lol) I'm writing it down... For all the panic out there (mind you some of it warranted, but KNOW THE DIFFERENCES):

[Verse 1]
Ohh, I got a stuffy nose, gotta blow
Now their running from me for my, Corona?
Wow, it's my hay fever now, don't have a cow
Nose is clearing so it's not my, Corona

[Chorus]
Panic has to stop, soak it up, such a scary time
I am not throwing up so get that out of your panicked mind
Ahh, Ahhh, Ahhhh, I, Ahhh choo!
Na-na-not my Corona

[Verse 2]
Stay a little farther, hon, ahhh, that's no fun...
Un...derstand it's not all the time, Corona?
Treating me like bubble boy, I get anoyed
Seinfeld makes me shout out and despise, Corona

[Chorus]

Purel's gotta stop, had enough, washing all the time
My skin is scrubbed right off can't feel or touch, my nerve endings blind
Ahh, ahhhh, ahhhh, I, yi choooo!
Na-na-not my Corona
bu-bu-bunch of Bologna

Verse 3]
Now your gonna chastise me, don't believe
Sneeze is not a scene of that crime, Corona
Nose is just killing me, killing me..
Panic is a just a game of the mind, Corona

[Chorus]
Flem is gonna stop, pollen's up, happens all the time
I'm taking my meds now so just clear your worried mind

I, I, I, I, ahhhh choo!
Na-na-not-my my, I, ahhhhh chooooooo!
Na-na-NOT my Corona
Ba-ba-Bunchof Bologna
M-m-my nose I Blowa...
Na-na-NOT my Corona!!!!!!!!

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americangirlfan8998 - March 10, 2020 - Report this comment

I do not want to get the Coronavirus because if I receive the Coronavirus, I may not go to some cute girl's house. 555 for the win.

TJC - March 11, 2020 - Report this comment

Perfect sub and great execution!

Chris Bodily TM - March 12, 2020 - Report this comment

Beat me to it! Pretty funny stuff. 555.

Jeffrey Kasten - March 16, 2020 - Report this comment

I thought of the parody TITLE myself, but it's an obvious one. This parody did the hard work of also working out great lyrics to go along with the idea. Very nicely done!

Mark Scotti - April 10, 2020 - Report this comment

To all who commented, thanks! When I wrote it, it was prior to the global panademic, so it lost a little of it's humor shine, but it was meant to lift spirits.

CML - April 11, 2020 - Report this comment

I considered "My Corona" as well, but I shied away because I had no idea at all how it would all play out. On Monday, I'll be reversing course. But hey, it will be educational

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