Song Parodies -> "My Accountant"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"My Accountant"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I love the original song--the first time I heard it was on a radio playing
at Jones Beach on a mild spring day in New York. I was with a
group of friends, one of whom was actually named Sharona!
We all agreed the song rocked, no matter how embarrased our
friend Sharona was. Anyway, on to the accounting department...

Ooh my check book's balance gone, my balance gone.
Why's my money stuck in a bind, accountant?
Find out where my cash has gone, my cash has gone.
Check my balance books line by line, accounant
Actuarials never stop. Add it up.
A financial mind. Auditors are rough when they touch
My returns each time.
My my my i yi woo! M M M My accountant...

Don't forget your ledger huh, ah will ya huh.
Cook the books and you will be fined, accountant.
Monetary mystery gets to me
Nightmares about foreclosure times, accounant
Actuarials never stop. Add it up.
A financial mind. Auditors are rough when they touch
My returns each time.
My my my i yi woo! M M M My accountant...

When you gonna fix it for me, fix it for me
Can't submit my returns on time, accountant.
My books are a mess to me, a mess to me
Will I get a chance to unwind, accounant?
Actuarials never stop. Add it up.
A financial mind. Auditors are rough when they touch
My returns each time.
My my my i yi woo! M M M My accountant.
M M M My accountant. M M M My accountant...

Song parody by Mason Resnick

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QC79 - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

This is the IRS...we've audited this parody and give you straight 5's!

Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Now do "The Harper Valley C.P.A." !

John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

5 5 5 across the ledger line, Mason.

Serafina - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I give straight fives as well...

Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

RMason - very nice job, 5's...Now I used to work for a Tax Preparation Software company that licensed high-end Professional programs. A fairly good percentage of the callers were knowledgeable practicioners who were either having a problem figuring out our use instructions or had legitimate questions about the theory behind certain calculations or thought the program might be misreading the coding they input and coming up with an incorrect result. But there were a FEW who would have you rolling your eyes in disbelief as they told you what they were thinking and who were immune to being influenced by logic or reason. Had one fellow from NYC call in one day and start off by asking the Support Rep if he played golf. I heard the guy right in front of me go "No sir, I don't play golf" and then say "Thanks for calling" and just as I was asking him what it was about the guy to my left goes "No Sir, I don't play golf"...same guy. He wanted to know if Private Country Club dues were deductable for a Partnership. Now, 1st of all, that's a tax question and while we had to know the taxation theories and methods that were used it is the responsibility of the preparer to know the law and to research specific issues as required. 2nd of all, why would someone think that if a Support played golf he would know the proper tax treatment regarding club dues. Anyway, when I asked the other reps who it was I recognized the wacko's name...I had talked to him on a few occasions and he ALWAYS called in with off-the-wall stuff...

Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Anyway...I love the original too, Mason. Terrific job.

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