Dirty festival's, must I keep going
and stay there overnight
food that they give me, makes me feel dizzy
those burgers ain't cooked right
But I go once again
and now I must confront Portaloo Upset
Lavatory surpise

Every year I look for the bands that make me go
But silly, silly it's the camping time
Portaloo Upset's mine

stuck in the queues here, portaloo places
being burnt down tonight
the crowd drove me crazy, boyfriend with lover
on his shoulders this time
don't beleive, that I paid
for no view and that damn Portaloo Upset
Lavatory surpise

Every year I try to see bands but miss them though
and silly, silly it's the camping time
Portaloo Upset's mine

Millions of people thousand more flies
'round portaloo's that we found
i didn't pay to see that big sewage river
bog paper on the ground
And the festival ends
parking's much more worse than that Portaloo Upset
I'll be stuck there all night