I met him at the courthouse in old D.C.
Where you watch debates and it puts you right in a coma
C-o-m-a, coma

He walked up to me and he gave me a sign
It asked the Supremes to grow a pair and overturn DOMA
D-O-M-A, DOMA,
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA

Well, I'm not a homosexual guy
But I believe in rights for every person under the known law
Though not set in stone law

My newfound chum came from West Camelot
But he left California and can't tie the knot 'cuz of DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA

Well, we froze our butts for three full nights
Lesbians, gays and transvestites
A few transgenders and transsexuals
And me, metro-het'ro-having-no-sex-ual

I don't have a card from the ACLU
But I can sure sympathize with the people screwed by the DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA

We heard NPR
The pundits who talked
Confused me a lot
It was worse on TV
I guess it depends on Kennedy...

Besides, Prop 8 was struck down by the state
And the lower courts haven't been that great for the DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA

Boys marry boys and girls marry girls
It's a gay-accepting and changing world
Except for DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA

Well, I don't know what the court will do
They might say let's wait around a decade or two
The referenda and the props and such
Will give us answers, as we're so out of touch

I'm not too swift in terms of romance
But I know that a man can fall in love with a man
Despite DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA

DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA
DO-DO-DO, D-DOMA...