Song Parodies -> Noah
| Original Song Title: | "Lola" |
| Original Performer: | The Kinks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Noah" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
the people start to snub....said he's gone loco
says its gonna rain...and those floodin' waters will flow-ah
come down till all ovah
folks walked out on him as he started his rants
"too bad, what a shame, that you made that choice"
stated noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
well, he's not the world's most physical guy
but he worked day and night and built an ark, sublime
crafty noah....no-no-no-no-noah
well, i'm not dumb, but i can't understand
why he paired up the critters, but that was his plan
crazy noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
well, the showers came...it poured for nights
safe, were exotic fauna life
the rain picked up, still no land was seen
there was little joy...how could god be so mean ?
guess god's not the world's most passionate guy
and all feared for their lives, as they rode the swells
with ol' noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
the rains went away
it fell down no more
all fell to the floor
they got down on their knees
they all felt relief, with god, appeased
and that's the way that they want it to stay
"god won't be mad if we all obey"
shouted noah...no-no-no-no-noah
half of you boys
and half of you girls
so you best get goin'....populate the world
reminded noah...no-no-no-no-noah
well, they took off about a month before
now, they've finally weathered all this water, galore
and noah smiled as he stepped on the land
he had been employed by the lord for this plan
now, god's not the sort you can quite understand
but he still gives a damn
so he trusted a man
known as noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
says its gonna rain...and those floodin' waters will flow-ah
come down till all ovah
folks walked out on him as he started his rants
"too bad, what a shame, that you made that choice"
stated noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
well, he's not the world's most physical guy
but he worked day and night and built an ark, sublime
crafty noah....no-no-no-no-noah
well, i'm not dumb, but i can't understand
why he paired up the critters, but that was his plan
crazy noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
well, the showers came...it poured for nights
safe, were exotic fauna life
the rain picked up, still no land was seen
there was little joy...how could god be so mean ?
guess god's not the world's most passionate guy
and all feared for their lives, as they rode the swells
with ol' noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
the rains went away
it fell down no more
all fell to the floor
they got down on their knees
they all felt relief, with god, appeased
and that's the way that they want it to stay
"god won't be mad if we all obey"
shouted noah...no-no-no-no-noah
half of you boys
and half of you girls
so you best get goin'....populate the world
reminded noah...no-no-no-no-noah
well, they took off about a month before
now, they've finally weathered all this water, galore
and noah smiled as he stepped on the land
he had been employed by the lord for this plan
now, god's not the sort you can quite understand
but he still gives a damn
so he trusted a man
known as noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
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Why did Noah have to let those two mosquitoes on board? ... Interesting switch. Taketh thee this pair of Fives, that they may breed thee yet a third.
Al, you are a master at edutaining us with your parodies. Wonderful. 555
Great "Tongue in Cheek" bible story
like this
Yes, God is passionate; and, yes, there was (and is) a plan. Well plotted, Alvin.
thanks TT, kristof, AFW, ann and john
Noah one does it better!
beautifully written al - I'm working on this OS, so I applaud all your ties to the original lyrics, that work so well with this theme - Noah is just a funny dude, isn't he? - 555
thanks TJC and stuart
This one really floated my boat!
Thou shalt get fives
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