although my ass is stuck...here in idaho
now, i must explain...my head is somewhere much coolah
don't mean missagoula
i like to believe that i'm doin' a dance
in a land far away...and my official choice is the hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula

now, i know for sure, i'm no island type guy
but when i shake with might...then my hips will fly
when i hula....hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula
and i ain't been to that far away land
have no skirt like those women tellin' tales with their hands
as they hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula

but to ease my pain, i will dance all night
someday, i know i'll get it right
it picks me up...fills my heart with glee
i just wanna shout..."hooky hooky woo-ee"

no, i ain't a poi or a pineapple guy
but i'd give it a try...if it'd only help...with my hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula

i shimmy away
its what i adore
i'm hooked to the core
i just dance when i please
i look absurd and people tease

but that's the way...that i wiggle and sway
and i'll always shake it...when ukes may play
as i hula....hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula
thrills, i enjoy...brings joy to my world
i'm a shook up swivel hipped hoppin' squirrel
when i hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula

well, i've been hooked for a year or more
and i never ever took up dancin' before
but hula songs by a hawaiian band
just fill me with joy...so you must understand
that i am the world's most happiest man
and you know why i am ?...cause i dance when i can
yes, i hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula
hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula
hula
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula...hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo hula