You went to school one day girl
As happy as a child could be
Then they sent home, to be all alone
A victim of Covid-19
Now, now we're all quarantined
Yes quarantined
With the guidance and reliance
Of Dr Fauci and Birx, hanging on every word
In this life gone so absurd

CDC and their Phase One, Two, Three
Confusing as hell to me
CDC, Phase One, Two, Three for you and me
CDC and their Phase One, Two, Three
Confusing as covfefe
CDC, Phase One, Two, Three, death of you and me

Come on, it's hard to decipher bit by bit
Come on, can anyone understand this shit
After reading thru it makes no sense
Come on, come on, come on
Did the President dictate this to Pence

Phase one school systems are still closed
And at the bars you can't imbibe or drink
But the gym is okay where sweat fills the air
And large sport venues where the bathroom stink
Trump's obsessed, to open up by May first
These three phases are from the best and worst
Probably put everyone in a hearse

CDC and their Phase One, Two, Three
Confusing as hell to me
CDC, Phase One, Two, Three for you and me
CDC and their Phase One, Two, Three
Confusing as covfefe
CDC, Phase One, Two, Three, death of you and me

They say it's very simple
And easy as can be
They really don't listen you see
Can't hear me thru my PPE
Phase One, Two, Three insanity

Sit down Trump, you're just campaigning
And every chance complaining
Take him, take him off now
Take him, take him before he has a cow


CDC and their Phase One, Two, Three
Confusing as hell to me
CDC, Phase One, Two, Three for you and me
CDC and their Phase One, Two, Three
Confusing as covfefe
CDC, Phase One, Two, Three, death of you and me