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Song Parodies -> "Trash Talkin' Wolfman"

Original Song Title:

"Clap for the Wolfman"

Original Performer:

The Gues Who

Parody Song Title:

"Trash Talkin' Wolfman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A few notes: In the chorus the word *gonna* is pronounced more like *gone* by the singer of the OS. The singer also frequently says the first two words of a line very quickly and sometimes elided, you have to listen closely. The lines that were spoken by Wolfman Jack in the OS are spoken by the Wolfman of the parody. [Wolfman]

Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna grate teeth on my thigh
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna dig in till I sway and die

Do run. Run ! He ate Luke and Pearl !
They could never find
The highway on a moon full night
Struggled, bled, dead; crazy wolf is pissed
When scream, "No, no no!"
No chance they bleepin' be alive
Dead they stay, he want to chew, chew, chew
He said, "Mm-mm-mm"
Bones dry and left out in the cold
I said, "Just a bit extreme, this stuff"
When the full moon starts to show
[Wolfman]: "Oh you know I was chewin' the fat like it's pastry dough."

Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna rate the ladies high
[Wolfman]: "Yes ladies, I'm your doctor of love."
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna take them all the way tonight
[Wolfman]: "Eh, heh, heh. Everybody talkin' about the Wolfman's pumpin' truss of love."

Severed some thighs, ate she pies, devoured
The blood will flow, flow, flow
Hey, it won't be stoppin' any time
Dead they all be, his teeth just don't miss
He cause woe, woe, woe
And there ain't nothin' he can't climb
Say bye baby, he starts to chew on you
You'll say, "aah, aah, aaah !"
Head is about to blow; explode
Near dead, now what; just then liver's tore
All your innards start to show
[Wolfman]: "Oh, you thought me was done with you, but me just begun, see."

Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna hate you, then you die
[Wolfman]: "As long as you're an hors d'oeuvre baby, I'm gonna mangle"
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
You gonna hate him cause he makes you cry
[Wolfman]: "It's all according to how your boo hoo hoo inclination stands, your tear duct glands."

Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna eat you like a pie
[Wolfman]: "You ain't gonna see 'em, cuz I caught 'em !"
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
He gonna get 'em, but you may still try
[Wolfman]: "You might wanna try, but I'm gonna eat 'em"

[Wolfman]: "Ain't that right, y'all ?"
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
[Wolfman]: "I got 'em."
Crap, it's the Wolfman !
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
[Wolfman]: "And I got 'em all"
Crap, it's the Wolfman !
[Wolfman]: "Yeah, you go right on ahead and try."
Trash Talkin' Wolfman
Crap, it's the Wolfman !
Trash Talkin' Wolfman.....

(fade out)

Howling Halloween to all you AIR people. Awoooooo! =:-O

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John Barry - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Only two more days for Halloween parodies.
Little Green Riding Hood - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
So, I'm walking through this forest, and a wolf jumps out and says, "I'm gonna eat you! I'm gonna eat you! I'm gonna eat you all up!" And I tell him, sheesh, doesn't anybody want to **** any more?

What John Barry said, thank goodness. But good job. 555 from little green-shelled-hood.
Fiddlegirl - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Fiendishly delightful!
TrailerTrashTalktress - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
GoodLookin' ~ NorCAL tokin' ~ Trash Talkin' MoHair Sam !
Christie Marie M - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL at your parody!!! Long live Wolfman!!!! 555 howls!!! Aaaawwwoooooo!!!!
TT - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
BJ, just curious: No comment on story TT left you @ "Losing Again", about the card-counter-detecting casino computer? Even if you don't move yer lips, they still gitcha... and the guy quoted is one of the world's leading cryptographers. His opinion on how "strategy" somehow = "cheating" (in the house's eyes) was common sense, but excellent from an authority. Cheers.
blackjack21 - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment

John: Gee, thanks for the update. Now it's only one day. ;-)

Little Green Writing Shell: Thanks for j/v/c, Halloween parodies not your cup of witches brew? :-)

Fiendishgirl: Your comments are always appreciated, fiendish or delightful...or both! ;-D

TrailerTrashTalktress: Thanks, my sentiments exactly. ;-)

Christie: Something tells me you have a thing for wolfmen, thanks for v/c. :-)

TT: Missed that one Tommy, will take a look, thanks.

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