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Song Parodies -> "These Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"These Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"These Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

This parody is all about the fattening food that is served at places like KFC.
These guys, fry every kind of food.
These carbs have me bloated, again

It's certain to me
The food at KFC
Is puttin' pounds on me
I'm bloated, I'm bloated

These fries, I dine on every night with you
My heart, my heart just might conk out, once again.

These thighs, are giant
Because I eat a Lotta grub and I never stop to think of all the calories that I've consumed.

My size, is giant
Because I eat a Lotta junk and I never stopped to think of all the calories that I've consumed.

These guys, are fryin!
These guys haved served a Lotta grub to these overweight and flabby dudes.

Be wise, while every time you chew
These carbs, these carbs long to bloat you, bloat you again

These thighs, are giant
Because I eat a Lotta grub and I never stop to think of all the calories that I've consumed.

My size, is giant
Because I eat a Lotta junk and I never stopped to think of all the calories that I've consumed.

These guys, are fryin!
These guys haved served a Lotta grub to these overweight and flabby dudes.
Something to think about the next time you go to your local Chik Fillet or KFC.

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Patrick - July 09, 2021 - Report this comment
I could have written this, if I were the songwriter you are. Have you recorded this one? Fast food has made me what I am. Code for this one "LAF", though the humor is mixed with some nervous recognition.
Professor Incubus - July 09, 2021 - Report this comment
I haven't recorded this one yet, but I am planning on it. When I do, I will post it on here.
Professor Incubus - August 11, 2021 - Report this comment
I finally got around to recording this one. After listening to the original song, I changed up the lyrics so it matches the original better. I also submitted it to The Fump's Sideshow and it was posted today.

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