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Song Parodies -> "No Humans Involved/Thin Line of Blue"

Original Song Title:

"No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"No Humans Involved/Thin Line of Blue"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

This is from the point of view of a corrupt, racist police officer in the United States. “No Humans Involved” is a term some cops used to refer to black-on-black crime, or crimes where the victims have criminal records.
Lonely feeling for a cop
They keep stealing, they never stop
Crime is in their DNA
One more shot down, I gotta say

No humans involved in this murder
No humans involved in this case
No humans to feel sad for
They’re all from a beastly race

Dat'n-doo-dow dow-dat'n-doo-dow
Dat'n-doo-dow dow-dow-dow
Dat'n-doo-dow dow-dat'n-doo-dow
Dat'n-doo-dow dow

Dindu nuffins are all the same
Chimping out is their only game
They’re all stupid and unwise
One gets murdered, the other fries

No humans involved in this murder
No humans involved in this case
No humans to feel sad for
They’re all from a beastly race

Dat'n-doo-dow dow-dat'n-doo-dow
Dat'n-doo-dow dow-dow-dow
Dat'n-doo-dow dow-dat'n-doo-dow
Dat'n-doo-dow dow

Jocko found a black one on the south side and sent him on a one-way trip
Armed with nothin’ but Skittles and Cheetos, but he sure gave him lots of lip
We’ll cover it up one way or another, there’s nothing that they’re gonna find
We know it’s wrong but it won’t be long before we’ve left it all far behind

‘Cause it’s the thin line of blue that’s watching over
It’s the thin line that guards us like a wall
It’s the thin line of blue that’s watching over
Protecting us all
Protecting us all

Jocko went down to the streets of north side, and now it’s happened once again
He capped one brother and now another, but that don’t mean that it is the end
A small dark room in the station basement, the evidence we’ll hide tonight
Jesse and Al can scream all they want to, he’ll get away free tonight

‘Cause it’s the thin line of blue that’s watching over
It’s the thin line that guards us like a wall
It’s the thin line of blue that’s watching over
Protecting us all
Protecting us all

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alexander's ragtag band - June 07, 2019 - Report this comment
And nobody in your neighborhood sees nothing.

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