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Song Parodies -> "American Girl Doll"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"American Girl Doll"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Marketing at it's best.
American Girl Doll, gonna bleed you dry
American Girl Doll, gonna make your cash fly
American Girl Doll, is a young girl’s dream
American Girl Doll, is a money machine
Say A
Say M
Say E
Say R
Say I
Say A
American Girl Doll, know’s where it’s at
American Girl Doll, know’s a simple fact
American Girl Doll, gonna make your wallet flat

American Girl Doll, my daughter’s hooked on you
American Girl Doll, what am I to do?
She came home the other day
With a catalog a friend gave her after play
Now she’s memorized with every page
At only 4 years of age

American Girl Doll, what have you done?

American Girl Doll, you put me in a bind
American Girl Doll, she wants to buy all the time
She wants every single doll
One’s not enough, she has to have all
When I try to make her rationalize
All I see are those big blue eyes
American Girl Doll, What am I to do?
American Girl Doll, I’m going broke cause of you

American Girl Doll, I had to move away
American Girl Doll, you found me anyway
Every time I move, it’s without fail
I find your catalogs in my mail
I bet even when I’m dead and gone
I’ll get your catalogs in the Great Beyond
When will you ever leave me alone
I feel I’m trapped inside the Twilight Zone
American Girl Doll, won’t you let me be
American Girl Doll, you make me crazy

Go, get away, don’t send anymore catalogs
Leave me alone, American Girl Doll
Leave me alone, American Girl Doll
If I had only one wish
It would be off your mailing list
Goodbye American Girl Doll
Goodbye American Girl Doll

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Phil Nelson - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah, Barbie's theme song. 5's
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Guess Who! Ok, if you insist. The quality and humor are very evident, so my Guess as to Who did this is...Dan Creeden! 5-5-5 ;D
Bilbopooh - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! This is so true. I once visited the American Girl store in Chicago and was amazed at the endless opportunities to empty parents' piggy banks. Of course, I had one of my own - but I mostly resisted going accessories-crazy... Great job!
Felicity Merriman - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
You can say that again. Even I find it a little disappointing that they're milking the hell out of me, along with Kirsten and Sam. Here's your 555 dollars worth of dolls and accessories, my dear.

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